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**Child Sex Abuse Victim Begs Elon Musk to Remove Links—Musk Offers Rocket Ship Instead**
In an emotional plea that somehow doesn’t require blue-check verification, a child sex abuse victim recently begged tech overlord Elon Musk to remove links to images of her trauma from his rebranded platform, X (which was formerly Twitter and may soon be known as “X-cept When It’s Illegal.com”).
Unfortunately, sources inside Musk’s circle say he was “really busy designing toilets for Mars” when the request came through. Instead of deleting the links, Musk allegedly proposed, “What if I just put your complaint on the blockchain, so people can vote on it with Dogecoin?” He later clarified he was joking. But was he?
The victim’s request—described by real human beings as an act of “common decency”—was met by the X platform’s latest feature: a drop-down menu that says “Sorry, we prioritize Free Speech (unless you talk about our advertisers, then it’s ‘Free-ish’ Speech).”
When asked about the links, Musk tweeted, “X is about giving people the power to communicate, even if that communication is criminal evidence from 2015. After all, who am I to stand in the way of the blockchain?” This tweet, ironically, was immediately taken down for violating X’s policy on “making too much sense.”
One anonymous X moderator, who identifies as a sentient CAPTCHA, said, “We’ve got thousands of moderators eagerly playing Minesweeper while urgent removal requests pile up. We’ll get to it right after this level.”
Legal experts suggest that X may face consequences, though Musk simply responded with a meme of a rocket ship and a Pepe the Frog telling victims to “subscribe to X Premium for ‘priority removals.’”
As always, the American dream is alive: With the right connections and $7.99 a month, maybe your trauma will finally be given the delete button it deserves.
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