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**Argentina’s President Milei Pelted With Rocks, Blames Gravity for Falling Approval Ratings**
In what some are calling “the literal rock-bottom” of his career, Argentina’s President Javier Milei found himself the not-so-proud recipient of airborne geological critiques while on the campaign trail this week. Eyewitnesses claim that as Milei delivered a passionate speech about transparency and honesty, an enthusiastic group of citizens decided to express their skepticism using local landscaping materials.
“I came here to support democracy, but stayed for the impromptu geology lesson,” confessed one bystander, still clutching a souvenir pebble. “Milei talked about building a stronger nation, and we just wanted to help lay the foundation—preferably on his head.”
The kerfuffle comes amid a widespread corruption scandal that has ensnared Milei’s inner circle—including, allegedly, his sister. Miles away, political analysts have hailed the incident as “the first time a politician accepted criticism without dodging.”
In response, Milei’s campaign issued a statement blaming the entire affair on—wait for it—gravity. “Had gravity not been present, the President would have easily avoided the projectiles,” the statement read, before suggesting a congressional inquiry into Newton for undercover Peronist activity.
Meanwhile, Milei’s sister, recently nicknamed “The Duchess of Debatable Accounting,” vehemently denied all wrongdoing, stating: “I was at home counting…my blessings.” When pressed for comment, she simply winked and threw a diamond-shaped eraser at a journalist.
As Milei dusted himself off and considered transitioning to virtual rallies (or at least installing bull-proof glass), citizens wondered who might be next to feel the stony wrath of the electorate. “If our representatives won’t face up to their scandals,” said one man, “at least now, they’ll have to face rocks.”
Stay tuned for further developments—or at least bring a hard hat, just in case.
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