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By: TheJestPress.com
**Family Game Night Takes Unexpected Turn: Indiana Father-Daughter Duo Charged With Incest, Remind Everyone Why Family Trees Shouldn’t Be Circles**
WAYNE COUNTY, IN – In a plotline ripped straight from a deleted scene in *Game of Thrones*, an Indiana father and daughter found themselves starring in Wayne County’s new reality series, “When Family Gets a Little Too Friendly.” Local authorities charged the pair with incest this week, and suddenly every family reunion RSVP in the county is coming with a DNA test.
“This is not what people usually mean when they say ‘keep it in the family,’” sighed Sheriff Earl Bolton, quietly Googling ‘how to unsee things’ during the press conference. “Frankly, we thought the scariest thing in Indiana was the state bird, but apparently, we haven’t met this family yet.”
Neighbors described the father-daughter duo as “close,” but admit they missed all the warning signs, including their mutual promise rings and the suspiciously large supply of matching holiday pajamas.
In an exclusive statement, the family’s attorney insisted, “They’re just a very tight-knit unit,” before accidentally wincing and muttering, “Actually, that came out wrong.” A GoFundMe to “help with therapy bills for everyone who just found out” surpassed its goal in under a minute.
Other Wayne County residents are now updating their dating app filters to search, “not related in any way, please,” with local Dad Jokes permanently banned from school assemblies out of an abundance of caution.
The county has since announced *The Jerry Springer Show* Audition Fair, where folks can process their feelings, find celebrity lookalikes, or just practice saying, “I promise, we’re only cousins,” into a mirror.
No word yet on whether the duo will plead guilty or just cite “family values” and call it a campaign.
By: TheJestPress.com
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