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By: TheJestPress.com
In a bold diplomatic twist sure to confuse international observers and delight irony enthusiasts everywhere, Israeli citizens have launched a public campaign urging Ireland to “ban trade with illegal settlements built on Palestinian land.” The surprise petition, delivered via carrier pigeon (for maximum authenticity), reached the Irish Parliament Wednesday, immediately causing a nationwide run on Guinness as locals tried to understand if it was an elaborate prank.
“We can’t stand by and watch as trade continues with these illegal outposts,” declared campaign spokesperson Avi Allreddy. “Someone must have the courage to step up for international law—even if we’re a little busy right now.”
Irish politicians, long admired for their expertise in the fine art of neutrality (and sheep herding), found themselves at a loss for words. Taoiseach O’Leary commented, “Well, isn’t this just like getting advice about not eating potatoes from the British?”
The Israeli grassroots appeal detailed recommendations for Ireland, including “enacting surprisingly effective bans,” issuing “tweet-based condemnations,” and a new Dublin-based reality TV program entitled “Who Wants to Be an Occupier?”
Critics wondered if this Jewish-led initiative might distract from their own controversial policies. But Allreddy brushed off any confusion. “We’re all about setting examples, even if we accidentally walk backwards into them,” he added. “We’re hoping Ireland inspires the rest of the world. And maybe, by sheer osmosis, us too.”
In related news, Ireland is reportedly considering a reciprocal request for Israel to stop trying to export Riverdance. More details as irony continues to break the sound barrier in diplomatic circles.
By: TheJestPress.com
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