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By: TheJestPress.com
**Mike Huckabee Makes Historic Visit to Netanyahu Trial, Brings Bagels, Unsolicited Advice**
In what historians are already calling “the weirdest day in diplomatic history since Dennis Rodman discovered North Korea,” former Arkansas governor and occasional TV host Mike Huckabee, currently serving as U.S. Ambassador to Whatever We Could Find, made an unprecedented visit to Benjamin Netanyahu’s ongoing trial this week.
Huckabee reportedly burst into the Jerusalem courtroom wearing an “I ❤️ Bibi” hat and carrying a bag of New York bagels, which he waved around as an olive branch “from the American people, and Ron’s Deli off 33rd.”
Eyewitnesses say the visit briefly disrupted proceedings. The judge, after being assured he wasn’t about to be served a subpoena for watching “The Masked Singer,” sighed deeply and asked Mr. Huckabee to “sit quietly in the corner and refrain from any more musical numbers.”
Ambassador Huckabee used the pause to take a selfie with Netanyahu, share a joke about SEC football, and offer the court advice on how to speed up the trial. “Back home, I’d get the defense and the prosecution together with a bucket of fried chicken and have everything settled by halftime of the Razorbacks game,” Huckabee suggested, to the quiet horror of the entire Israeli legal community.
Political analysts are divided over the implications. Some believe Huckabee’s presence could spark a new era of American involvement in foreign judicial matters, while others contend he was just looking for an excuse to expense a trip to Israel and buy some Dead Sea mud for his granddaughter.
Netanyahu, who reportedly mistook Huckabee for a slightly overenthusiastic karaoke performer, later commented, “It was great to see American support, but next time, maybe leave the bagels. We already have plenty.”
Diplomacy: It’s never been more delicious, or confusing.
By: TheJestPress.com
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