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By: TheJestPress.com
**Local Officer Mistakes “Pull Over” Command for Bedroom Talk After Traffic Stop**
In a story sure to make internal affairs’ flashlights blush, a local police officer brought an entirely new meaning to the phrase “protect and serve” this week. After pulling over a female driver for a minor traffic violation, the officer’s body camera reportedly turned off in a suspiciously cinematic fashion — just moments before he and the woman engaged in adult activities right there on the roadside.
Witnesses reported that the stop “clearly lasted way longer than it takes to write a ticket” and that “the squad car was literally rocking.” One bystander, eager to stay anonymous, told reporters, “It looked less like a DUI check and more like the start of a low-budget cop show called ‘Law & Order: Special Attraction Unit.’”
The local police department held a press conference to assure residents that “this is not generally how education about speeding works” and reminded officers that handcuffs are for suspects, not seductive roleplay.
When asked for comment, the officer said, “She was going 69 in a 55. I took that as a sign.”
The incident sparked national debate over whether police training should now include dating apps or if badge numbers should double as safe words.
The woman at the center of the scandal released a statement: “I was just trying to get out of a ticket. I didn’t know I’d be merging onto the Highway to the Danger Zone.”
For now, the officer is on administrative leave — with the police department cautioning, “Next time, stick to traffic citations. Not citations of passion.”
***By: TheJestPress.com***
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