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**BREAKING: Study Finds Dogs’ TV Habits More Complex Than Owner’s Netflix Algorithm**
By: TheJestPress.com
Move over, “Are You Still Watching?” Netflix—science just revealed your stiffest streaming competition: dogs and their *incredibly complex* TV habits.
A brand-new study from the “Institute for Wagging Tails and Channel Surfers” confirms what every pet parent with a battered remote already knows: dogs really do watch TV, and they’re even pickier than your cousin Greg, who never leaves your couch.
According to researchers, dogs’ reactions depend not just on what’s on-screen, but their *personalities.* Yes, it turns out your Chihuahua’s wild barking at that nature documentary isn’t just about the squirrel chase—it’s a carefully curated form of self-expression.
“Fido’s favorite streaming category seems to be ‘Small Creatures in Peril,’ while Bella prefers slow-burn dramas featuring fire hydrants,” one scientist dryly noted, holding a clipboard covered in bite marks.
**Highlights of the study include:**
– **The Excitable Extrovert:** Labradors and Golden Retrievers heartily enjoy action scenes, often joining the chase by knocking over furniture. Their binge-watching stamina is second only to their ability to eat socks.
– **The Anxious Introvert:** Shih Tzus startle easily, especially during crime shows, and prefer to watch calming Yule Log footage, curled under a weighted blanket.
– **The Disdainful Intellectual:** Poodles and Huskies sit with their backs to the screen, occasionally glancing over with a look suggesting your show selection lacks “character development.”
– **The Couch Potato:** Bulldogs enjoy reruns—especially those involving sleeping cats, which they apparently consider high art.
Industry insiders are already preparing for a wave of canine-specific content. Rumor has it HBO is developing “Game of Bones,” while Netflix trials “Stranger Things: Squirrel Edition.”
The only true constant? Regardless of breed, all dogs agree: commercials for doorbells are the best horror movies ever made.
By: TheJestPress.com
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