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By: TheJestPress.com
In the latest sign that influencer culture knows no borders—especially not Antarctic ones—17-year-old TikTok sensation Brayden “Bray-Flightz” McCoy found himself detained by Antarctic scientists Wednesday after attempting to “smash the solo flight to 7 continents challenge.” Because what’s global warming when you can warm up your follower count?
Sources say McCoy touched down in a rented, suspiciously rainbow-painted Cessna on a remote Antarctic ice sheet, livestreaming, “We out here, y’all! Bray-Flightz never freezes, only THAW-ses!” Viewers cheered him on, while a coalition of confused penguins and several irate climatologists began trending #ArrestTheInfluencer.
The mission was simple: land on all seven continents, rack up seven million likes, and snag a sponsorship from North Face or, failing that, a particularly aggressive snow shovel company. But after several selfies with what may or may not have been a territorial leopard seal, McCoy was “invited” by glaciologist Dr. Sheila Coldwell to a surprisingly cozy research base. There he was detained and forced to attend a 3-hour documentary screening—“Antarctica: The Nonchill Reality”—on the delicate ecosystem he just Instagrammed on.
“I just wanted to inspire the youth to chase their dreams wherever WiFi can reach,” said Brayden, holding a mug that read, “World’s Coldest Influencer.”
Antarctic authorities, still unsure exactly which authorities they actually are, say McCoy’s biggest crime was “totally misusing the penguin filter.” They plan to release him into the wild—possibly a TSA check at Buenos Aires after a stern lecture on international borders, aviation law, and why selfie sticks are not adequate polar bear defense.
Meanwhile, Bray-Flightz’s detention post already hit 100k likes. His new hashtag, #ChillinWithScientists, is trending worldwide, proving that clout, like penguins, can survive even the coldest climates.
By: TheJestPress.com
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