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By: TheJestPress.com
DHAKA—In what experts are describing as “a revolutionary hands-on approach to education,” a Bangladesh Air Force plane crashed directly into a Dhaka school Monday, prompting students to ask if the incident replaced this year’s field trip to the museum.
The jet, which was part of a routine “Let’s Hope This Works” mission, reportedly attempted to land at the nearest airbase before remembering that most runways in Dhaka are blocked by buses, goats, and last year’s construction projects. With few options, the pilot made a split-second decision to touch down on the conveniently long roof of Shining Stars Primary School, affectionately known by teachers as “where nothing ever happens” until today.
Students were in the midst of a tense spelling bee when the aircraft announced its surprise enrollment through the ceiling. “I was on the word ‘catastrophe,’” said 10-year-old Akbar, “and then, BOOM! I think I spelled it right though.”
Miraculously, no one was seriously injured, and students have already started bragging online: “How many schools can say they have Avengers-level action at recess?”
The Bangladesh Air Force stated, “The pilot followed strict protocol: keep calm, avoid harm, and always aim for maximum drama.” A follow-up statement promised new training for pilots, focusing less on “Top Gun” and more on “Where Not to Land 101.”
City officials announced plans to support the school—by suggesting it capitalize on the incident with a new STEM curriculum: “Physics of Falling Objects” and “How to Survive Unexpected Visitors.” The PTA has already petitioned to upgrade from “fire drills” to “fighter jet drills.”
Sources confirm local air traffic controllers are rewriting procedure manuals to include the line: “If you see a school, just keep going.”
By: TheJestPress.com
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