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By: TheJestPress.com
**Dog in South Korea Adopted, Returned to Shelter Hours Later with “Sleek” New Look**
In a story sure to set fur—and tempers—flying, BarkBark Joyful Shelter in Seoul reported a new milestone in rapid turnovers this Thursday. Local resident Kim Min-seok adopted their most dapper resident, a spaniel mix affectionately known as Mochi. Mere hours later, shelter workers were shocked to see Mochi trotting back, looking less like his former, fluffy self and more like a canine caught mid-laundering in a barbershop.
According to witnesses, the adopter returned the exceedingly aerodynamic pup—his golden locks shorn from the neck down—with the grave explanation: “He didn’t come with the features I wanted.” Pressed for clarification, Mr. Kim admitted, “I thought he would look better with less… everything.”
Shelter staffers are left scratching their own unshaved heads. “We’ve had people return dogs for chewing shoes, or not getting along with cats,” said volunteer Lee Soo-jin, “but this is the first time it’s been about… styling errors.”
Mochi, for his part, appears unfazed. Staff report he’s enjoying his new breeze, and other dogs now request “the Mochi special” from visitors wielding clippers. “It’s hot outside,” barked local labrador Max, “I wouldn’t mind a trim myself.”
The mishap has sparked a wave of internet memes. Netizens are comparing Mochi to Sphinx cats, freshly peeled potatoes, and, in one viral Photoshop, “if a hotdog and a loofah had a baby.” Influencers tout #NakedNeckChallenge as the latest attempt to start a trend no dog asked for.
The shelter assures future adopters that Mochi is “now available for adoption—fur or no fur.” They added, “Next time, we’ll include a consultation with a licensed pet stylist.”
Lesson learned: adopting a dog is a lifelong commitment—shear willpower required.
By: TheJestPress.com
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