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By: TheJestPress.com
In a display of German engineering with perhaps a touch too much creativity, a standard-issue car decided to branch out from its daily commute this week by launching itself through the air and landing—rather stylishly—on the roof of a barn in rural Germany.
Eyewitnesses say the vehicle achieved a level of flight previously reserved for birds, insects, and, on rare occasion, cows in tornado-themed American movies. The car, described by locals as “very enthusiastic,” soared nearly forty meters (or, for our non-metric readers, approximately half an American football field and a single German exclamation of “Ach du lieber!”) before coming to rest atop the unsuspecting barn.
Authorities are still investigating what prompted the car to audition for “Germany’s Next Top Glider,” but early reports indicate the driver was “fully committed to catching the early worm, even if it meant skipping a few traffic laws and gravity itself.” The barn, meanwhile, is considering hiring security after announcing it “does not even have parking.”
Two people inside the car were seriously injured, but both are expected to recover—assuming they never join the barnyard’s new impromptu carpool program again.
Insurance agencies across Germany are scrambling to redefine their “acts of God” clauses, with many now including “flight lessons” and “unexpected collaborations with farm architecture.” Meanwhile, local barn animals are reportedly petitioning for hazard pay, noting that “not even the rooster lands up there.”
German officials, always quick to find the silver lining, have dubbed the incident a trial run for “Autobahn 2.0: Now With More Altitude.” The country’s car manufacturers are rumored to be adding wings and parachutes to next year’s models. Stuttgart, your move.
By: TheJestPress.com
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