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By: TheJestPress.com
**Tiny Plankton Robots Invade Mouse Kidneys: Finally, a Job for SpongeBob!**
If you ever wondered what SpongeBob does on his off days, scientists may have the answer: delivering drugs inside hapless rodents.
In a scientific breakthrough more awkward than explaining TikTok to your grandparents, researchers have engineered a **biohybrid micro-robot based on real live plankton** to zip through the complex, twisty tunnels of mouse kidneys and hand-deliver medicine like the world’s smallest UberEats driver.
Forget those sluggish pills you have to swallow. Now, the future is being resembled by “*microswimmers*” – microscopic robots with real plankton bodies, upgraded with sci-fi tech and possibly a playlist of motivational quotes, navigating kidney labyrinths autonomously. Yes, scientists have literally bio-hacked seawater critters and weaponized them against mouse kidney disease. The only thing missing is David Attenborough narrating from inside a tiny submarine.
“I always dreamed of mixing plankton and robotics, but everyone told me to get therapy,” one researcher commented, polishing his microscope goggles. “Now who’s laughing?”
These plankton-powered bots can deep-dive into tissue, maneuvering through twists and branches like Uber drivers with the world’s worst GPS. And, for anyone with a suspicion of technological overkill, the robots ensure medication doesn’t just pass through like high school French—**it penetrates**. Deeply.
Early results suggest that mice receiving this biohybrid plankton therapy responded positively, aside from one mouse who reportedly “felt too watery” and requested a nap.
With this innovation, researchers hope human kidney disease will be next on plankton’s hit list. Next up: maybe other organs? Maybe world domination? Maybe making all our food tiny and injectable via robot squids? The future is as unpredictable as a plankton piloting a machine inside a mouse.
Scientists want to assure everyone that while the micro-robots are autonomous, they are not plotting to unionize. Yet.
By: TheJestPress.com
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