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By: TheJestPress.com
A ground-shattering new study has finally answered one of nature’s greatest mysteries: Why do some female songbirds sing? The answer, it turns out, is because they actually have something worth singing about.
Scientists, after listening to well over 1,300 species of songbirds (take that, Spotify Wrapped), reported that female birds belt it out the most wherever they settle down long-term and are expected to chip in with territory defense and parenting, rather than just laying eggs and filing a complaint about the worm selection.
Researchers note that in these stable, teamwork-heavy environments, the female songbirds’ voices are, quote, “loud and clear.” In other words, when you’re jointly paying feathered mortgage and sharing nest-cleaning duty, you get a say in the playlist.
“What we see is, when females are really in it for the long haul, the natural response is karaoke,” explained Dr. Lyra Finch, lead author and part-time bird whisperer. “Turns out, teamwork makes the tweet work.”
Male birds in year-round relationships are reportedly both delighted and slightly terrified. “Look, I love her singing,” confessed a local thrush. “But when she starts her verse during territory disputes, things get intense. The sparrows never stood a chance.”
Notably, in regions where life is less of a 12-month group project, females stick to humming quietly—unless the males try to take all the credit. “It’s 2024,” added one indignant robin. “My mate may have the plumage, but I’ve got the pipes.”
As for the remaining non-singing female birds? Scientists confirm they’re just waiting until someone else does the dishes.
By: TheJestPress.com
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