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By: TheJestPress.com
After unwittingly becoming the world’s most expensive meme template, the Royal Air Force’s F-35 Lightning II fighter jet—stranded in India for over a week—has finally taken off, presumably in search of dignity and better WiFi.
The £100 million aircraft, hailed for stealth capabilities, was anything but invisible as it lay grounded under the blazing Indian sun. What initially began as “technical difficulties” quickly devolved into a full-fledged internet festival, with Indian netizens serving up a red-hot barrage of memes faster than you can say “Bhai, clutch mar!”
Local meme lords wasted no time: “When you see fuel price in India,” one captioned the jet peeking nervously at a petrol pump. Another depicted the pilot desperately searching YouTube for “How to restart expensive Western hardware in desi summer.” Meanwhile, British officials were bombarded with WhatsApp forwards rumored to be “clever fixes”—from slapping the dashboard to offering the jet masala chai.
Eyewitnesses reported the jet’s departure as bittersweet, with children waving and uncles shouting, “Come back if you need free tech support, beta!” Social media influencers, digging deep into their repositories of bad puns, declared, “The RAF jet needed Indian grounding before taking off again—classic British behaviour after a curry night.” Sources say the pilot was last seen securing the cockpit with a padlock and vowing never to log onto Twitter again.
An RAF spokesperson diplomatically thanked India for their “hospitality and memes,” while quietly unfollowing several popular Indian meme pages. Meanwhile, Boeing and Lockheed Martin, the F-35’s manufacturers, announced plans to reinforce future models against “severe meme storms and unexpected cross-continental trolling.”
As for the teaching moment? If you’re a £100 million jet and you stall in India, you’ll definitely take off again—but good luck outrunning the world’s fastest meme-makers.
By: TheJestPress.com
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