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By: TheJestPress.com
In a shocking turn of events sure to deepen the world’s confusion about Southeast Asian geography, the militaries of Thailand and Cambodia have clashed at a border so disputed that even Google Maps refuses to draw a line there.
Tensions reportedly rose after an officer from each side simultaneously attempted to plant their nation’s flag on the same square meter—a space now known locally as “Flag Corner of Destiny.” Witnesses say the confrontation escalated rapidly from heated words to an exchange of “mildly threatening looks, followed by loud sighing, and, finally, the hurling of fruit from military rations.”
Gen. Somchai Plaek, spokesperson for the Thai side, insists, “We were just holding a friendly border barbecue when suddenly, Cambodian soldiers arrived claiming the grill was on their turf. Of course, we argued, because everyone knows Thai barbecue is superior, both in flavor and, frankly, in marination technique.”
In response, Cambodian General Mum Phirum shot back, “Typical! They steal our recipes and now our barbecue space. Next, they’ll claim Angkor Wat belongs to Bangkok because it looks good on a travel poster.”
U.N. peacekeepers reportedly offered to mediate, though one international observer admitted, “Frankly, we don’t have a clue where the border is either. We tried asking Siri, but she just redirected us to a nearby noodle shop.”
As tensions flared, both countries began deploying their secret weapons: relentless accordion music and questionable karaoke renditions of ‘80s ballads. Some experts suggest this may be in violation of several Geneva Conventions.
The border clash has resulted in exactly zero casualties, except for the feelings of one unlucky goat who wandered into the zone and is now internationally recognized as the true owner of the disputed territory. He’s already set up a lawn chair, declared independence, and applied for U.N. membership.
In the latest news, both sides have agreed to “cool off” with an aggressively competitive game of sepak takraw.
By: TheJestPress.com
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