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By: TheJestPress.com
**Thailand-Cambodia Live News: Competitive Border Clashing Hits New High Scores, Over 10 Killed (In the Ratings)**
In a riveting turn of events at the infamous disputed border between Thailand and Cambodia, local authorities confirmed that over 10 have been killed—though, as always in border disputes, nobody can quite agree which side they’re on. The deaths, say experts from the *International League of Unresolvable Arguments*, may be the result of a heated game of “Whose Ancient Temple Is It Anyway?” which got a little out of hand.
Eyewitnesses reported that tensions escalated after a particularly aggressive game of Capture the Flag (with flags purchased from eBay by a UN peacekeeping intern). “One moment they were comparing historic maps and the next, shovels and selfie sticks turned into lethal weapons,” said local peace activist Somchai “Pacifist Pete” Sooksura, who was promptly fined for using the word ‘peace’ in a conflict area.
International mediators have been called in, but efforts so far have failed after both sides insisted they wanted the mediator’s chair more. “It’s a very nice chair,” admitted Cambodian negotiator Srey Mom, polishing her side’s collection of disputed office furniture.
Meanwhile, a joint press conference was planned, but devolved into a brawl after a skirmish broke out over who got the last bottled water. The statement read: “We are committed to peace—until approximately lunchtime.”
Residents on both sides of the border have reportedly begun selling ‘I Survived the Clashes and All I Got Was This T-Shirt’ merchandise—and business is booming.
While international observers remain “cautiously pessimistic,” the disputed border continues to attract sightseers, war historians, and bored diplomats looking for LinkedIn-worthy action shots.
Stay tuned for the latest updates, or just refresh your social feed and wait for the inevitable sequel: “Clash at the Border II: The Temple Strikes Back.”
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