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By: TheJestPress.com
**Taiwan, Somaliland Sign Coast Guard Cooperation Deal – Pirates Not Sure Whether to Laugh or Google**
In a move sure to ruffle the feathers of cartographers everywhere, Taiwan and Somaliland—those geopolitical mavericks—signed a historic coast guard cooperation agreement this week. Officials celebrated the victory with a joint press release, followed by a heated argument about who has the better ocean view.
This groundbreaking accord means that two territories, each with more disputed neighbors than actual embassies, can now police their coastlines together while the rest of the world pretends not to notice either of them. “We will defend our waters with unwavering resolve,” declared Taiwan’s coast guard chief, pausing only to check that nobody from Beijing was in earshot, while Somaliland’s representative added, “And if we find oil, dibs.”
Critics are already skeptical. “Can you spot each other on a globe?” asked a UN official, ducking before either delegation could throw a dart at a world map. Geography aside, the new pact includes joint anti-piracy drills, a biannual exchange of sunblock, and collaborative YouTube tutorials on how to tie nautical knots nobody will ever use.
Pirates operating in both the Taiwan Strait and the Horn of Africa reacted with confusion. “I didn’t even know Somaliland had a coastline,” admitted local pirate Salty Ahmed. “Or was it Taiwan? Maybe I should quit and sell souvenirs.”
Meanwhile, leaders from other unrecognized breakaway states such as Transnistria and Sealand called the accord “inspiring,” releasing a joint statement: “If they can unite oceans apart, surely we can split a rental on a dinghy.”
One thing is clear: between the two of them, Taiwan and Somaliland have set sail for new diplomatic horizons—navigation apps on standby.
By: TheJestPress.com
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