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By: TheJestPress.com
**Indian Tourists in Pattaya Complain Bar Girl’s Chest Was ‘Too Small’ After She Undressed, Call Cops at 2:30 am**
In what Pattaya authorities are now calling “a titillating crime of the century,” a group of Indian tourists raised the alarm at 2:30 AM on Tuesday after an encounter in a local bar left them feeling tragically underwhelmed—reportedly by a bar girl’s chest measurement.
According to eyewitnesses (mainly other intoxicated tourists and a snoozing tuk-tuk driver), the group demanded an immediate “chest size reassessment” after the young woman undressed and failed—by their exacting standards—to meet the criteria they’d seen in “various Bollywood dance numbers.”
“We expected at least a double D-miracle, not a lowercase B disappointment!” protested Rajeev Singh, official group spokesperson and chief complainer, urgently dialing 191 from his WhatsApp.
Police arrived on the scene within minutes, expecting either a brawl or an international kidnapping. Instead, they discovered a heated debate over international bra sizing conventions, punctuated by gestures and references to “Miss Universe.”
“We simply want value for money,” declared another tourist. “In India, customer satisfaction is guaranteed. Why not here?”
Local bar managers, familiar with complaints about food, drink, or pool table unevenness, described this as “a new low.” The bar girl in question, Pim, remained unfazed: “I tell them—no refunds, only amusements here. If you want big, buy balloon,” she said, inflating one with practiced skill.
The Pattaya Police closed the complaint by promising to consult the Geneva Convention and Victoria’s Secret monthly catalog before further action. Officials recommend future tourists review Thailand’s “surprise chest policy” before booking next time.
A new tourist warning sign is already in production: “Bar Girls May Vary in Size—Your Mileage May Vary.”
By: TheJestPress.com
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