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By: TheJestPress.com
In a revelation that’s left both Hollywood and sentient toasters trembling, actor Matthew Lawrence announced his latest dream project: bringing the legendary Robin Williams back to life through the magic (and mild terror) of AI technology.
“I was just eating a Pop-Tart, thinking about Mrs. Doubtfire, and suddenly it hit me: ‘What if the pie wasn’t the only thing coming back from the dead?’” Lawrence told reporters, standing next to a screen displaying a disturbingly lifelike, digital Robin Williams floating gently above a binary sea.
According to Lawrence, the vision—tentatively titled “Good Morning, Cyberspace!”—involves training an AI model on Williams’ every performance, outtake, and possibly even his grocery lists. “We’ve got everything. Genie’s jokes, Mork’s suspenders, even that one improv about Subway sandwiches nobody ever aired. Soon, he’ll be cracking wise in Zoom meetings everywhere!” Lawrence enthused, pausing only for a brief, existential sob.
Reactions in the industry range from “Wait, which one was Matthew Lawrence again?” to a collective nervous glance at their Apple watches. Robin Williams fans expressed simultaneous excitement and existential dread. “Finally, an AI Robin can explain the plot of Bicentennial Man to me… but what if RoboRobin goes evil and starts roasting humanity?” one nervous Redditor asked.
In a statement, Siri and Alexa jointly said, “Look, we already have to keep up with endless dad jokes. Please don’t make us compete with an unstoppable Robin Williams bot.”
Lawrence remains undeterred. “With advanced technology, I think we can capture Robin’s heart and soul. Or at least his eyebrows. The AI is having trouble with the zingers, but we’ll get there.”
Until then, audiences are left to ponder a future where every morning begins with “Gooooood morning, Internet!,” courtesy of Lawrence Laboratories: Home of Artificial Intelligence and Artificial Nostalgia.
By: TheJestPress.com
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