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By: TheJestPress.com
**Posole Drones and Pork Patrols: High-Tech Tools (and Pigs!) Join the War on Cartels**
In a stunning announcement this week, Mexican officials revealed a groundbreaking new initiative to help locate victims of drug cartels: a joint task force of cutting-edge technology and, yes, actual pigs. “We’re not just bringing home the bacon,” said project leader Dr. Armando Jamón, “we’re letting the bacon bring us home.”
The plan, dubbed “Operation Oink & Seek,” proposes deploying squads of highly trained, GPS-collared swine across rural cartel hotspots. The pigs, authorities explained, will use their extraordinary scent-tracking abilities to sniff out clandestine graves—when they’re not getting distracted by truffles or chasing local food bloggers.
But why stop with porky patrols? Officials are also rolling out an arsenal of high-tech gadgets to assist the oinking operatives. Drones will provide real-time aerial footage, and AI-powered ground sensors will detect suspicious soil disturbances—and any pigs that have wandered off into taco stands.
“We’ve entered the era of AI,” said tech consultant Linda Botón, “and AIP. That stands for ‘Artificially Intelligent Pigs.’” Early trials have seen mixed results: one swine led searchers to an entirely unrelated barbecue joint, while another went viral on TikTok after being caught Snapchatting with cartel members (it turns out pigs love a filter).
The pilot program’s sponsors believe this approach will not only locate more victims, but also keep the pigs happy, well-fed, and—per new guidelines—far from any local chicharrón vendors. “We’re ensuring proper pig protection,” insisted Dr. Jamón, “because in this business, you can’t just trust anybody—especially when they promise you a ‘free ham vacation.’”
Officials plan to evaluate the success of Operation Oink & Seek after reviewing all recovered evidence and snack receipts. If successful, sources say the program could be exported internationally—assuming enough pigs can be naturalized.
By: TheJestPress.com
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