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By: TheJestPress.com
In an unexpected plot twist with more tension than a Wales vs. England rugby match, local Airbnb host, Brenda Hostworthy, shocked the community this week by abruptly cancelling a reservation after discovering her upcoming guest hailed from the allegedly mystical—and occasionally damp—land of Wales.
“At first, I thought Wales was a typo,” Brenda confessed. “Maybe it was Whales, and I simply can’t allow aquatic mammals in the property. Too much water damage.” Upon further inspection, however, she realized her guest, Gethin Jones, listed his hometown as “Pontypridd, Wales, UK”—a location Brenda assumed was either a new Netflix series or a brand of luxury cheese.
According to Brenda, her suspicions were confirmed after finding several consonants crammed together in Gethin’s last name and noting he had selected “strong WiFi” as an essential amenity. “My husband said the Welsh use a secret language made from leftover Scrabble tiles. I can’t risk confusing my Alexa—last time that happened, it ordered a case of sheep’s milk.”
Gethin, the unlucky traveller, responded with dignified disappointment. “I only wanted a quiet stay, Netflix access, and perhaps somewhere to park the dragon. Not sure where things went wrong.”
When pressed, Brenda elaborated: “I Googled Welsh people, and all I saw were photos of red dragons, harps, and rainy landscapes. Honestly, it looked exhausting. Besides, I heard a rumor that Welsh cakes in the oven can void your house insurance.”
Airbnb released a statement saying discrimination is strictly prohibited, except for guests requesting to bring literal dragons. Brenda, meanwhile, has relisted her property with a new clause: “No pets, no smoking, and definitely no guests whose anthem you can’t sing without vowels.”
Locals have rallied to Gethin’s side, inviting him instead for tea, rugby, and a sing-along of ‘Sosban Fach’. Rumor has it, Brenda’s next reservation comes from someone in Kansas—which she’s assured is not a euphemism for “more Welsh.”
By: TheJestPress.com
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