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By: TheJestPress.com
**Quebec Physicians Warn: ‘That’s Not Me Selling Viagra on TikTok (But My Accent Is Flattered)’**
MONTRÉAL—The Quebec Federation of Physicians (QFP) issued a stern warning this week after a new wave of deepfake scams hit socials, causing confusion, laughter, and at least seven accidental purchases of “Dr. Jean-Paul’s Miracle Memory Pill.”
Across the province, startled patients opened TikTok to find eerily familiar doctors promoting a panoply of drugs ranging from questionable baldness cures to memory-boosting baguettes. The twist? The real Dr. Desjardins hasn’t recommended anything stronger than Tylenol since the Great Flu of 2018.
“This is outrageous! I have only ever endorsed pharmaceutical-grade poutine, and even then, strictly for emotional emergencies,” said an offended Dr. Marie Tremblay, who awoke to 4,000 new Instagram followers and thirty-two requests for, “those blue pills, nudge nudge.”
The deepfake videos are disturbingly accurate, featuring top physicians speaking fluent medical jargon and even making inside jokes about “hospital parking rates that’ll give you actual chest pains.”
A police spokesperson advises, “If your doctor is moonwalking or rapping about weight-loss gummies online, it is probably not your actual doctor.” Quebec’s Health Ministry promised to release an official list of “doctors who can and can’t dance,” but in the meantime, urges citizens to verify prescriptions with a real, un-deepfaked professional—preferably one wearing pants.
Meanwhile, scammers remain at large. And so do their products: “My dog doesn’t bark anymore, but now she speaks fluent French,” complained one victim.
Remember: If your physician apparently auditioned for Star Académie or is pitching gummies that cure existential dread—it’s probably a deepfake. Or just Dr. Filion after a night shift.
By: TheJestPress.com
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