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By: TheJestPress.com
**Prominent Ex-MP Shocked to Learn That “Rule of Law” Exists; Admits He Thought It Was Only a TV Show**
In a development so rare it almost caused nationwide disbelief, a prominent Indian ex-MP has been sentenced to life in prison for rape—proving, once and for all, that even the most cherished tradition can be broken: namely, politicians actually facing consequences.
Courtroom insiders reported that the ex-MP appeared stunned as the sentence was read out, allegedly whispering to his lawyer, “Wait—so this isn’t one of those ‘suspended-for-10-minutes-then-back-home’ things?” Rumors indicate he immediately demanded a recount, a change of judge, and a written apology from destiny herself.
Legal scholars now scrambling to update textbooks have declared this “India’s first confirmed sighting of accountability in the wild.” “We used to think politicians and justice systems had a Tom-and-Jerry-style relationship,” said renowned constitutional expert Dr. V. Dhanda. “Turns out, today Jerry slipped on a conveniently placed judicial banana peel.”
Within hours, opposition MPs began re-reading their own case files with fresh anxiety, feverishly searching for any references to “alibi” or “Swiss bank account.” Meanwhile, prominent leaders congratulated the justice system with all the sincerity of students watching their strictest teacher retire.
Sources say the ex-MP is settling into prison life, confused by the absence of sycophantic aides and five-star prison suites. “They don’t even offer an ‘MLA’ flavor of Maggi noodles in here,” he reportedly complained, before being told that in this new world, ‘VIP’ stands for “Very Incarcerated Person.”
National headlines have declared this a “historic moment,” though citizens are holding off on celebrations—just in case he returns for Diwali under “good behavior” (or “old contacts”).
The future remains uncertain, but for now, one thing is clear: the phrase “not above the law” just got its first test run. Stay tuned for further updates—or appeals.
By: TheJestPress.com
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