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By: TheJestPress.com
**Local Man Becomes Buddha After Reflecting on Slightly Less Terrible Monday**
In a groundbreaking revelation sure to rattle the cages at major wellness blogs, area resident Tim Harper, 42, has achieved complete emotional enlightenment after pausing for approximately 45 seconds to remember the time his coffee wasn’t burnt yesterday.
“I’ve been told by every TikTok therapist and Instagram yogi that even the smallest acts can totally transform my mind,” Harper explained, moments before floating three inches off his office chair in a state of nirvana. “Yesterday, I was annoyed that Carol ate my labeled yogurt. But today, I chose to reflect on how it was a little less annoying than the time Bob ate my sandwich. I can basically levitate now.”
Harper, who previously believed emotional well-being required a minimum of 72 unread self-help newsletters and an expensive CBD smoothie, changed his entire worldview after reading a tweet suggesting that a single minute of gratitude daily would turn him into a universe-aligned superhuman. “Instead of hate-scrolling, I stared wistfully at my stapler and thanked it for keeping my tax forms together. I’ve been crying tears of pure serotonin ever since.”
Harper’s coworkers noticed the change immediately. “He thanked me for forwarding him spam. Twice,” said Carol, still clutching the office yogurt like it’s The One Ring. “Yesterday, he almost smiled at the IT guy. We’re worried.”
Experts estimate that by 2026, everyone who takes literally five minutes per day to compliment their desk plant will be so emotionally balanced that therapy will be replaced by daily appreciation of paperclips.
Harper, meanwhile, has decided to spend tomorrow’s one minute reflecting on not accidentally liking his ex’s Instagram post in 2018. “Just five more years of this and I’ll have achieved what monks spend decades trying to do.”
**By: TheJestPress.com**
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