#MenWhoListen #EqualityUpgrade #SexismAwareness #RelationshipGoals #YesDear
By: TheJestPress.com
A shocking new study conducted by the Institute for Things That Should Have Been Obvious reveals that straight men are *way* more likely to recognize sexism if they’re in a relationship with a woman who kindly points out, step by step, how society actually works.
Researchers report that men in romantic relationships with women have experienced a 300% increase in “oh, THAT’S sexism?” moments, mostly after their partners recounted riveting tales of being talked over in meetings, catcalled by passing squirrels, or paid less for doing precisely the same job, but with more flair.
“It was wild,” stated lead researcher Dr. Lesley B. Tier. “Most men claimed to support gender equality in theory, but only realized the Matrix was real after their girlfriends handed them the metaphorical red pill—usually while frowning over a dinner check marked ‘His: $5 less – Hers: Extra emotional labor.’”
Committed boyfriend Chad McAllister shared his awakening: “I always knew sexism existed, but honestly, I thought it meant women got to cut in bathroom lines. Then my girlfriend told me about her boss’s ‘joking’ email about maternity pants, and suddenly I wanted to blog about it or something.”
Experts report that men subjected to firsthand tales of discrimination have shown a remarkable uptick in gender equality awareness, along with a surprising new hobby: Problematic Comment Spotting. “My boyfriend can now identify a microaggression faster than he can locate the remote control. I’m so proud,” said satisfied partner Lisa Vance.
The study concludes that personal stories are officially the number-one educational tool for heterosexual males, beating out Twitter threads, man-on-the-street interviews, and the 4,000th reboot of *Ghostbusters*.
Government officials are now considering offering tax deductions for women who manage to get their partners to openly utter, “That’s actually sexist, dude.” Lobbyists from the National Association of Discarded Female Friendships (NAOFF) have voiced strong support.
Stay tuned as researchers investigate whether men will finally spot pay gap discrimination before or after their partners’ gentle PowerPoint presentation at Thanksgiving.
By: TheJestPress.com
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