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**By: TheJestPress.com**
**Heavenly Humility? Study Finds Christians Outshine Atheists in Self-Compassion—And Narcissism**
A ground-breaking new study has cast fresh (but definitely holy) light on the age-old debate of faith versus reason. Researchers report that Christians, on average, are more self-compassionate than atheists—a revelation that likely has Sunday School teachers everywhere shouting, “I told you so!” But don’t order extra communion wine just yet, because the study also found that Christians are *also* more grandiosely narcissistic. Divine duality, anyone?
The research shows Christians leading in self-compassion, meaning if they sin, they forgive themselves with all the tenderness of a grandmother giving out Werther’s Originals. “God forgave me, so why shouldn’t I?” is now officially backed by data—take that, guilt!
But wait—while atheists pace their apartments at 2am with existential dread, Christians may instead be gazing into mirrors and announcing, “I’m fearfully and wonderfully made!” (And you’ll hear all about it, once you follow them on Instagram.)
In an unexpected twist, both groups tied when it came to fragile narcissism and shame, meaning everyone can now bond over their secret feelings of inadequacy—maybe at an ecumenical brunch?
Pastor Greg Trueheart recently commented, “We always preach love thy neighbor as thyself, but honestly, have you *met* me? I’m amazing. #Blessed.” Meanwhile, local atheist Cheryl Dawks cryptically tweeted, “We may not think we’re chosen, but at least we don’t humblebrag about it.”
So whether you’re praying or pondering the void, remember: you’re probably just as secretly insecure as the next person. But if you’re Christian, you’ll just forgive yourself for it—twice. And maybe write a Facebook post about it.
**By: TheJestPress.com**
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