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By: TheJestPress.com
In news that will have your molars grinding and your circuit boards shorting, a jet-setting American dentist and his engineer wife have reportedly traded the high skies for high-security after being caught pilfering at Singapore’s Changi Airport—making them possibly the first couple ever to lose their Frequent Flyer status **and** get “Jailbird of the Month” honors at the same time.
Eyewitnesses say the pair, well-appointed in cargo shorts and matching visors, had been transiting through the world’s most Instagrammed airport when they decided to indulge in a little five-finger duty-free discount—forgetting that Singapore gives “zero chill” a whole new meaning. Among the goods: two toothpastes, a Bluetooth speaker, and (ironically) a set of noise-cancelling headphones—perhaps to muffle the shrieking guilt or the sound of airport police sirens.
“I just wanted to see if the security here was as tight as their WiFi passwords,” the engineer wife allegedly commented, moments before being introduced to Singapore’s famous law enforcement efficiency—faster than you can say “Singapore Slings behind bars.” The dentist, meanwhile, reportedly claimed he thought it was a “complimentary toothbrush experience”—sure, Doc, and root canals are spa treatments.
Legal experts expect their plea of “impulse control turbulence” to crash harder than their connecting flight. Singaporean authorities, well-known for their ultra-strict laws, reminded would-be travelers, “This isn’t the US—we actually *read* the signs.”
The Changi Airport Duty-Free Shop is reportedly considering installing photos of the couple next to their “World’s Cleanest Bathroom” plaque, warning others: shop, don’t swipe.
American tourists are advised that while transit is temporary, a Singaporean jail cell—like dental plaque—can stick around longer than you’d think.
By: TheJestPress.com
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