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By: TheJestPress.com
**India Calls Additional US Tariff ‘Unfair, Unjustified and Unreasonable’, Threatens to Unfriend America on WhatsApp**
In a bold and ‘highly emotional’ press conference, India’s Ministry of Commerce accused the United States of playing a dangerous game of “Who Wants to Be a Trade Millionaire?” after the US imposed additional tariffs on Indian imports. Indian officials described the move as “unfair, unjustified and unreasonable”—also the working title for an upcoming Bollywood film about international tax accountants.
“First, they took away our cheap mangoes. Then, they almost ruined cricket with baseball. Now, this? Enough is enough!” declared Minister Shaktiman Joshi, waving a hand-embroidered handkerchief for dramatic effect.
India, which once retaliated to US tariffs on steel and aluminum by putting extra tax on American walnuts (no, really), is now allegedly considering “absolutely savage” new countermeasures. Top secret options include tariffing goods critical to Americans’ survival, such as yoga mats, Bollywood remixes, and Google’s customer support staff.
Additionally, the government warned the US: “One more tariff, and we will unfriend you on WhatsApp, block you on Instagram, and only use Bing to search for things from now on!” The threat sent shockwaves through Silicon Valley and caused at least three tech bros to drop their turmeric lattes in terror.
International relations experts believe this latest incident could trigger an all-out trade meme war, featuring a week of diplomatic trolling, subtweeting, and lengthy Facebook statuses about betrayal.
The US, for its part, has justified the tariffs by stating, “It’s not personal. It’s just capitalism… and maybe because your samosas are better than our burgers.”
As both sides stand firm, shoppers across the world nervously google “DIY mango chutney” and prepare to buy knockoff yoga mats from Canada, while India reassures citizens: “Don’t worry. Our memes are stronger than their tariffs.”
By: TheJestPress.com
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