• Duke’s Monument Secretly Moonlighting as 14th-Century Fortress, Archaeologists Shocked

    #ArchaeologyFail #ItalianJobOdessa #DukeDigs #HistorySurprise #FortressFound By: TheJestPress.com In an announcement that stunned historians, archaeologists in Odesa have discovered a sprawling 14th-century Italian fortress lurking directly underneath the city’s most famous duke monument—and absolutely no…

  • Bangladesh Air Force Takes School Spirit Sky High with Unplanned Crash Landing

    #UnscheduledLanding #DhakaSurprise #AirForceOops #CrashCourse #SchoolOfFlight By: TheJestPress.com DHAKA—In what experts are describing as “a revolutionary hands-on approach to education,” a Bangladesh Air Force plane crashed directly into a Dhaka school Monday, prompting students to…

  • Putin and Larijani Have Nuke Chat, World Holds Breath and Popcorn

    #PutinPowerPlays #NuclearNegotiations #SupremeAlliances #GeopoliticsGoneWild #TheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com **Putin Meets Khamenei’s Top Adviser Larijani for Nuclear Talks, Brings Personally Autographed ‘How to Make Friends and Influence Enrichments’ Handbook** In an event described by Kremlin spokespersons…

  • Tiny Plankton Robot Navigates Kidneys, Leaves Mice Wondering Who’s Boss

    #PlanktonPills #TinyTech #KidneyKaboom #MicrorobotMadness #ScienceGoneWild By: TheJestPress.com **Tiny Plankton Robots Invade Mouse Kidneys: Finally, a Job for SpongeBob!** If you ever wondered what SpongeBob does on his off days, scientists may have the answer:…

  • Kelantan HIV Outreach Mistaken for Gay Party, Police Still Confused

    #Satire #HIVOutreachNotDisco #PoliceOops #KelantanConfusion #TheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com KOTA BARU—Civil society groups in Kelantan are setting the stage for the season’s hottest clarification after local police mistook a men’s HIV medical outreach event for an…

  • Oregon Man Mistakenly Brings Hunting Gear to Capitol “Tour”

    #Satire #guns #WashingtonDC #OnlyInAmerica #BreakingNews By: TheJestPress.com **Oregon Man Claims He Was Just on a Capitol Tour, Accidentally Brought 17 Guns** In a stunning case of “Oops, I forgot my arsenal was in my…

  • Iran and Russia Play Battleship in Caspian Sea, Who’s Winning?

    #JointSplash #CaspianSeaGames #NavalNotNavy #RussiaIranBFFs #SeasTheDay By: TheJestPress.com **Iran, Russia Launch Joint Naval Drill in Caspian Sea—Mostly Compete for Best Uniform, Tea** The Caspian Sea turned a slightly more suspicious shade of blue this week…

  • Scientists Shocked as Soluble Spike Protein Throws Viral Party in Your Body

    #COVIDScience #SpikeSpeculation #SatireScience #ViralVexation #JestPress By: TheJestPress.com **Soluble SARS-CoV-2 Spike Glycoprotein: World’s Smallest Bouncer, Largest Party Crasher** Scientists at the Institute for Mildly Alarming Things announced today that the soluble SARS-CoV-2 spike glycoprotein—the floaty…

  • Kelantan HIV Outreach Mistaken for Gay Party, Police Still Confused

    #Satire #HIVOutreachNotDisco #PoliceOops #KelantanConfusion #TheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com KOTA BARU—Civil society groups in Kelantan are setting the stage for the season’s hottest clarification after local police mistook a men’s HIV medical outreach event for an…